moirajmoore ([info]moiraj) wrote,
@ 2007-01-31 19:38:00
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Some Reasons Why I Should Never Have Kids
1. I would be psycho strict and warp it for life.
2. I'd want to name him September - and warp it for life.
3. I hate sharing my ice cream.
4. Once I'm asleep, only my own nightmares will wake me up.
5. I'd deliberately dress the child in colours opposite to its gender - and warp it for life.



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[info]noxy
2007-02-01 12:55 am UTC (link)
#2 is one reason I can really get behind, 'cept I'd name mine Elmo. It's full name would be Elmo Rufus Barnabas Rex. And if it was a girl, I'd throw Briar Rose in there. Man, the entertainment value alone from watching the kid try to survive life with a name like that would almost make it worth having... ;]

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[info]yukinoomoni
2007-02-01 06:19 pm UTC (link)
Lol!

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