moirajmoore (moiraj) wrote,
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There's a Bimbo on the Cover of My Book

This is actually a filk song, I believe, written by P.R. Frost. It would sung to "She'll Be Coming Around the Mountain." There are a lot of stanzas, some less funny than others, but these two are my favourites.

There's a bimbo on the cover of my book!
There's a bimbo on the cover of my book!
She is blonde and she is sexy;
She is nowhere in the text. She
Is a bimbo on the cover of the book!

There's a castle on the cover of the book.
There's a castle on the cover of the book.
Every knight is fit for battle,
But the action's in Seattle.
There's a castle on the cover of the book.


This is a link to the whole thing: http://www.wix.com/lama8991/unfinishedwebsite/page-11
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